One thing our company newsletter is still missing is an advice columnist ...

One thing our company newsletter is still missing is an advice columnist, so I thought we would try one out today. Who do you think would make a good advice columnist? (Alan Crawley, Dan Cameron, John Moulin) Come on up here. Here is the letter we would like you to answer:
Dear Abby,
Recently my department announced a policy requiring all men to tuck in their shirtails. Well, last Friday, to celebrate Fiesta, I wore my favorite guayabera. And my supervisor told me to tuck it in. Can you believe it? A guayabera should never be tucked in. It is an affront to Hispanic culture and to the heritage we San Antonians hold so dear. What do you think? Signed, Juan